a) Believe you can smell the comforting aroma of scones?
	b) Look desperately for a sick bag?

2. When you heard Hazel return to see her devoted StepDad Jeck did you think

	a) "Oh dear, this is going to cause a lot of trouble to Peggoi and Jeck, not to mention poor Caroline"?
	b) Whoop for joy at the prospect of Hazel putting a full-sized cat amongst the syrupy residents of Ambridge.

3. How did feel about the day when the true paternity of Wee Georgie Grundy was revealed:

	a) "I felt so sorry for the whole Grundy and Carter family, it must be so awful for them"
	b) "I couldn't wait to hear the smug, self-satisfied smirk wiped off Wiwyerm's dreary face when he discovered he is only an Uncle

4. Which would give you the most enjoyment

	a) Listening to the rehearsals for one of the latest Village Productions?
	b) Hearing Damien crashing head first from the Treetop Walk?

5. Where do you see the future of Brookfield

	a) Successfully farmed by Rooooooth and Deeeevid?
	b) Housing Estate, owned by Matt Crawford?

6. How did you feel about the decision of Dave and Rooooth to sack Phallustair Blandvoice as their sole vet?

	a) "This was a rather tactless decision that was bound to cause problems in the nice Archer family"
	b) "Nice one Dave! Anything that can upset both Shulugh and that wimp in one go has to be worth it"

7. When you hear a news item saying something scurrilous along the lines of "The actor who plays xxx has died" what do you think?

	a) "Oh dear, they will have to write xxxx out of the programme"
	b) "Oh dear, some lunatic has taken over the Newsroom"

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