a) Believe you can smell the comforting aroma of scones?
	b) Look desperately for a sick bag?

2. When you heard that Jammy Peacock-Perks had trashed the dreary bird-watching outpost at Arkwright Lake was your reaction:

	a) “Oh dear that poor lad is going off the rails after the death of his Dad”
	b) “Nice one my son. But do the job properly next time, we’ll stump up for the petrol.”

3. How did you feel about the “We love the Bull” campaign?

	a) “It was a lovely gesture by that nice young man Harry and other regulars to give Jolene some support”
	b) “Doreen should have snapped out of her self indulgent misery and recovered from Sid’s demise in the same nano-second it takes every other bereaved Ambridge resident to get over a death.”

4. Which would give you the most enjoyment

	a) Listening to the rehearsals for one of the latest Village Productions?
	b) Hearing FreddynLily crashing head first from the Treetop Walk?

5. Where do you see the future of Brookfield

	a) Successfully farmed by Rooooooth and Deeeevid?
	b) Housing Estate, owned by Matt Crawford?

6. Who is the better mother to Freebie?

	a) Horrible Hayley, the nagging Brummie
	b) The delightful, innovative, fun-loving Kate

7. When you hear a news item saying something scurrilous along the lines of "The actor who plays xxx has died" what do you think?

	a) "Oh dear, they will have to write xxxx out of the programme"
	b) "Oh dear, some lunatic has taken over the Newsroom"

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