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Congratulations Joe
@narchists would like to
congratulate Joe Grundgey on reaching 90, quite a
feat given that his family expect him to continue
working, look after a horse and cart, make cider,
pluck turkeys and generally work like a 30 year
old. And he is still constantly berated by The
Dirty Woman for not pulling his weight.
A rose by any
other name…
….can still give you e-coli.
Don’t be fooled by the changing of brand names at
Bridge Farm, it’s still the same slapdash enterprise
it was before poor Millie was poisoned by the
ice-cream.
A new
Criminal resident for Ambridge?
Don’t we just know that the
House Fairy is going to give Elona and her criminal
husband a house in the village. It’s going to make
a pleasant change to have some illegal immigrants
from Albania around the place. They must have
thought we have a rather strange legal system here
if Mr Elona believed that you could take things from
your boss and flog them for yourself. An easy
misunderstanding.
Wiwyerm and
Edweird – no truce please
We really don’t need Wiwyerm
and Edweird becoming mates again. Edweird needs
reminding that Wiwyerm is a psycho who tried to
murder him. Wiwyerm needs to remember that Edweird
pinched his Missis. Is there nothing that people in
Ambridge won’t forgive?
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Peep needs a
lesson
She is a seriously nauseating
know-it-all specimen. Just because she has got
three rather average A levels she seems to think she
is a marketing expert. True, she is only up against
Busty Brenda whose marketing experience doesn’t
extend beyond handing out flyers at the odd
exhibition, but someone needs to put her back in her
box.
Ambridge Exposed – a book of @narchic poems
from Barbara Williams
If you are looking for presents for the
people who have everything (and assuming they have
mugs and t shirts available from this site) can we
commend to you this new book from @narchist Barbara
Williams. Copies are available from Lulu.com
http://www.lulu.com/content/4876284 at just
£5.99
Take the latest @rchers @narchists surveys
Everyone wants to slap at least one Ambridge
resident. You can vote every 30 mins for the most
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