Latest News from England's most dysfunctional village
Blackmail victim flees to Minneapolis
The lawlessness of Ambridge and the ability of Archers to close ranks knows no bounds. Rob Titchener was a victim of the most unpleasant blackmail from Stefan
and his crime was simply that he demonstrated loyalty to his employers to prevent them being washed away. And ultimately it was at minimum cost to man and beast - one stray dog and
Has Foghorn caved in?
We rarely have any time for Foghorn but were thoroughly enjoying her Fairbrother phobia and it is with great disappointment that, like most feuds in the village, this
one appears to have ended. Can we dare hope it is only on hold as a temporary ceasefire? When Toby turns up with his Junkie girlfriend, perhaps normal hostilities will resume.
Bed and breakfast
It is hardly surprising that the Grungies are such a bunch of wasters. Just because Fat Paul's cousin was prepared to put up with a ferret-ridden house and
breakfast provided by the Ecoli queen is hardly grounds to go into the b&b business.
Mr Hodge denied customer choice
Mr Hodge seems to be getting a raw deal from the local vet. Even in the state-run NHS a patient is allowed to request to see a different doctor in the
practice. Yet as a customer of a private business, he is denied the right to choose who looks after his animals.
Crusty Kirsty can return to core business
It is just as well that Crusty is not going to be a single parent after all, as she needs all her spare time for gossiping and interfering. She could go into
further education at the Jailbird Academy of Rumour.
Boring Racist Roy fails again
Quite a double bluff played by Racist Roy on poor old Tracy recently. The most boring bloke in the village pretends to be the most boring bloke in the
village. Tracy can do a lot better for herself.
The Archers are real – there is no cast
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